i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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