I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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