next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Operation Purity has been aborted
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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