I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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