shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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