Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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