I'll bet she douches with gravy.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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