CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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