Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
