My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm just crazy horny about you
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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