the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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