you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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