we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
