I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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