can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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