Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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