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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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