Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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