I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
there is glitter all over my balls
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