All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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