So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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