Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
You have to summon your inner elephant
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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