fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
