Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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