So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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