actually, I'm a sock model
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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