I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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