i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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