I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Sext me about skeletons
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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