But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Blood and glitter go together right?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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