I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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