i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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