i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
