And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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