what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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