He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I wish i was in the wii world.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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