Porn is love you can see.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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