he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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