i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Randomize
