Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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