are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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