Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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