ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
