she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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