i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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