they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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