Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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