The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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