In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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