i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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