Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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